"Mom, can we keep them?" "No! We got too many prophets already!"
Which Middle Eastern blood sacrifice cult to rule them all?
Geez. We were just another irritating but minor Middle Eastern blood sacrifice cult, and for some baffling reason the Christians and Muslims just couldn’t live without us validating their own nonsense and they’ve been carrying this grudge of theirs forward century after century, and these days we got sad Slavs and cranky Canadians, among others, all over social media whining and snarling that the Jews keep running everything.
Hey look. You want to keep insisting we’re smarter and more powerful than everybody else everywhere? Thanks for the compliment, sort of.
And Gut Pesach!
“God against man. Man against God. Man against nature. Nature against man. Nature against God. God against nature. Very funny religion!” 😉🙂
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/911069-god-against-man-man-against-god-man-against-nature-nature
Though that's not to say that there aren't useful elements, probably in all three -- Christianity, Judaism, and Islam though I think the jury is still out on the third:
https://content.time.com/time/subscriber/article/0,33009,1535812,00.html